Try to settle the dispute
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Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...