mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...