10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...