In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.