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A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
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After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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you are so stupid…
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Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...