Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...