An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...