Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Not On Your Anniversary!
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