Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...