Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...