Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...