Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...