Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...