Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...