Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...