Watching for suicide
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Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...