Empty upstairs!
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Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
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Definition of Programmer
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Da Bears
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The Geography of Men and Woman
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Lipstick Stains
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Dairy queen–whopper
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