Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...