Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.