Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...