You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...