high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...