Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...