Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around