Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...