Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...