face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...