Like father like son
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You Know You’re From California When…
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Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...