Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...