Turned Into a Mom When…
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Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A guide to walking tigers
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Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Random Ramblings!
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