How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...