How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...