Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...