50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...