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After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Penis Tax
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...