Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...