A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...