What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...