Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...