Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...