Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...