Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...