Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...