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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
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Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
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Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
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Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...