Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...