He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...