The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...