Sleeping on the job
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The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...