Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...