Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.