Puppies don’t surf…
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Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up